Anonymous asked:

But Anony, this new spooder appears to be more ergonomic in terms of sexual interaction! How could you not like this new design?

you stick it in the spider hole anyway, human holes are just decorative.

Anonymous asked:

Where is old spooder? New spooder not cute like old spooder.

Is ded in me besment

Anonymous asked:

Could you share or give us a sneak peek at what are your most strangest/weird ask/suggestions that you get?

Sure. In 2013 when i was mostly running under “Cenaf” on deviantart i got a reuqest without any context. It start with reference links on some cartoon characters which im going to cut out. Rest is direct copy paste 

“ Can you draw Tootie on her knees behind Trixie, and Tootie is kissing Trixie’s ass. And there’s a speech bubble from Trixie saying “Kiss it you ugly troll. Just like Timmy told you”. And Trixie is looking at Tootie with a pitying or disgusted look on her face. And Tootie is crying and there’s a speech bubble from Tootie saying “D-do you like me now Timmy?”. And Timmy is looking at them and drooling and saying “God you’re so hot Trixie” “

Commission by Relic on Cassidy and aliend… things happening. Because we all know how that shit works, anal probation is inefficient when you can probe EVERYTHING.

schmart tentacles relic cassidy

Anonymous asked:

Are you a drawn porn or real life porn guy?

The fuck question is that? You mean which kind of porn i prefer real action or 2d\3d smut?…. er… i guess i like both equally. Not that it matters, people can jerk off to themselves in the mirror and it wouldn’t change a thing.

Commission by anon on Lenalee Lee from D.Gray-Man having not the best day of her life.

schmart

Anonymous asked:

Just a suggestion, not not necessarily a question in the sense that you have to answer this and post it on your blog. But could the next sexual encounter for our dark-skinned elven heroine involve some cervical penetration/uterus penetration?

That sounds quite lethal

Anonymous asked:

Just keep to ya normal boobs, they look amazing and the way you draw them is basically a calling card. I can always spot ya work be them boobers

pumpkinmuffie asked:

Are there any monsters you dislike that people ask you to draw?

Mostly lame attempts on stream to be funny and put in monster wheel entries where the core concept of the monster is to be ugly, skeletons and shit like that.

I dont mind drawing ugly monsters but not in the context of sexualised monster girls.

phagethemage asked:

If you had to choose between a day at a carnival, or a relaxing day at a beach with a cabin, which would you choose?

i guess carnival. Mostly cuz i had days at the beach in a cabin plenty or other relaxing activities while carnival isn’t really a thing here.